Getting Cereal

So, cereal. You know the stuff. Pour some in a bowl, dump some milk over it, slurp it down, call it a day. Easy. Well, yeah. But no. NO! Cereal is serious. Ritualistic, crunchy, trusty, tasty-as-shit serious stuff. This is cereal. Don't diss it. Eat it. Love it. Treasure it. And if you're desperate, read about it.