There are two primary problems with this cereal. First and foremost is the crunch, or lack thereof. Instead of crunchy Raisin Bran Crunch flakes, this cereal has "crispy" Raisin Bran flakes. They're a cut above the relatively flaccid bran flakes in original Raisin Bran, but still don't make much of a statement. After a few minutes, they even turn a tad soggy. Paired with soft cranberries and soft yogurt clusters and soft raisins and relatively soft almond slices (all that stuff is what makes it "Extra"), the flakes really should be crispier. The result is, as they say, mildly "crispy," but that just doesn't cut it. The balance is all wrong.
Which leads us to the second fatal flaw: the mix of ingredients. On paper, it's super solid: cranberries, vanilla yogurt clusters, raisins, almond slices, "crispy" flakes. But something is lost in translation to the bowl; it just doesn't pan out. The magic is gone. The fire is out. Elvis has left the building. I bet if they lost the raisins (but then they'd have to call it Raisin-less Bran Extra!), added another type of nut, and made the flakes crispier, the cereal would be much improved. But I seriously doubt they'll do that for me, because I already alienated myself from all of the big-shot cereal execs reading my blog by ranking Joe's O's above Cheerios.
Anyway, this is a cereal I won't be buying again. I'll even go with original Raisin Bran over this. But most of all, I'll go with the oft-imitated-but-never-beaten Raisin Bran Crunch and Basic Four. And now I gotta run, because our rabbit is chewing on my jacket.
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